Junk that makes me giggle

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

(Source: jav-o-lantern, via humoristics)

laughburnscalories:

me trying to reach my goals in life

laughburnscalories:

me trying to reach my goals in life

(Source: primegifs, via humoristics)

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

(via onlylolgifs)

tortillah:

"take everything off of your desk except for a piece of paper and a pencil"

image

(via humoristics)

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via humoristics)

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard, via bestnatesmithever)

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

(via onlylolgifs)